{OLD} Random words from Reddit

These are screenies of things that made me laugh/caught my interest over Reddit the past year. I whited out usernames.

My blog isn't meant to be offensive to anyone. But if it is? Oh well.

Sagwa The Chinese Siamese Cat. I miss that show xD

How our Government works nowadays.

Reddit partially helped with my move to North Carolina. I read a lot of great things randomly about the state in the comments. (And a lot of backwards things about the state as well -_-;)

Places (Quail Lakes Car Wash mainly) tried to upsale stuff on Prizm to me. So I'd ask if the most recent thing I fully knew about needed replacing and made up some lie about how I'm scared if the car would fail on me because of it. 95% of the places went along with it which would distract them from what they were originally trying to upsell to me. My car has never had any problems.

How bad the economy is becoming...

How would you quit your job if you instantly became very rich?

"Get on Neopets. I'm gonna kick your fucken ass"

Very true. I still use Yelp & usually only write positive reviews. I mainly use it to look for places I didn't otherwise know existed.

I...really wish that would happen xD

Bahaha

Hmm... xD

If this is true. This is awesome. Printer ink is such a ripoff nowadays.

Speed & Age limits

Lulz. Myspaceisforfaggots.

I'm all for women having orgasms & trying to achieve them. It takes more work for the women to do so & even if we don't climax, that doesn't mean we didn't enjoy having sex because we did (in most cases). *coughs*orgasmsaren'tevenaproblemforme*coughs*

So deep & so true. You mostly only think about you. Then there are the close few.

"I want your P in my V" became my favorite pickup line lol jk

Teh Lulz

Lulz. Can confirm this worked at Savemart. Everyone left me the hell alone when I held the clipboard. Number one insignificant power symbol.

There are cops that are straight up dicks and there are cops that are just making sure they aren't getting killed on a random traffic stop.

Could you check my pulse for me. To see if I'm alive.

So I lasted barley a month at Hobby Lobby. I thought I was getting the hang of the place & starting to make friends with 2 of my coworkers there. But I had the worst anxiety going in every day. Never felt that at a job before. And I got written up for one register mistake which I knew was my fault though I had no idea I did anything wrong at the time. But it felt like 3 of the managers didn't like me & had it out for me. So when I was about to get written up a 2nd time for supposedly not ringing up a feather worth $3.99 out of the dozens that a customer had bought & came to return, I voluntarily quit on the spot & told my manager off. She didn't care & had a coworker escort me out of the store.

The manager that had hired me had been cold since the day I had an interview with her. Out of me & 2 girls that were hired the same time, I lasted the longest and forced myself to resign. I heard my manager call a customer a bitch for accidentally bumping into her. And my manager also picked on us what we ate for lunch. Plus she said I couldn't do warehouse work as that was "guys only". Most of the people there are a bit crazy & as weird as it feels right now, I'm glad I quit.

Out of my 7 years of retail combined, this just surprises me. I ask myself "how did I fuck up so bad?" but as my brother put it, "Hell, even Taco Bell would treat you better" which I agree with. And Matthew hugged me & assured me they're just crazy & the only mistake I could make is how bad I drive in Grand Theft Auto 5. Kayla told me that Hobby Lobby is only good for getting Copic Markers at xD

At least I get paid a full check tomorrow.

So I'm back to applying places. Hot Topic, Old Navy & other places called while I had my job but I didn't return calls partially because the places that I did try to schedule interviews with, couldn't schedule me during my Hobby Lobby shifts. For a place I ended up quitting in the end. I called places back and they said they'll take another look at my application and call again. So here's hoping to that.

My brother Kevin walked into my room & mentioned he felt bad. That I came out here & all I'm doing is sitting in my room, back on the laptop applying places & don't get to go out. I have gone out a couple times, but not too much is going on atm as everything I'm looking forward to is later in this month (Pokemon X, Halloween party, Zombie run, Matthews Bday) & November (Lots of movies, Thanksgiving).

I should have my car here around the end of this month. My parents sold the house and have to be out by October 15th. Apparently I found out 10 mins before being dropped off at the airport in August that my parents were planning to move out here but they were waiting on me to leave/make the first move.

It feels weird that now I can't just fly back to Stockton and visit everyone as easily with my parents moving as well.

And that makes me a little sad deep inside.

I just realized it will be 2 months officially together for me and Matthew on his Birthday October 28th.

:o I want a Pomsky!